Hello, everyone. My name is H.E. Ellis, and I am a colossal pain in the ass when I’m bored. Most days I keep my boredom at bay by adding cartoon characters or celebrities I’ve never met to my phone’s contact list, or by pranking unsuspecting people who happen to incorrectly dial my cellphone number. Then there […]
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